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good stuff

Lovin my new job so far! I got sent a load of products which I later worked out was about £200 worth! I’m getting lots of clients and rebookings and people have also been recommending me, so i’m getting a bit of a reputation (aha). I’ve also been meeting my monthly sales targets which is what I was most worried about, but so far so good!

daily-lolcats:

You have to follow this blog, it’s amazing

heh

look at the sexual tension!

(Source: whensheglowsinthedark)

thedailywhat:

PSA of the Day: In its latest public awareness campaign, Pro Infirmis, a Swiss advocacy group for individuals with disabilities, conducts an experiment aimed at showing us that we could stand to be better in our attitude toward people who are different, and then throws in a Band of Horses song as if we needed to feel worse about it.

[copyranter.]

:(

onthewing:

nearly everyday with me, even when on my pills.

When your friend gets insulted, and the best you can come up with is

iloveyouperfectly:

(Source: octopus-ahoy)

I’m not at all happy with my body, I never have been. I look back at what I used to look like, and I honestly looked great at 14 - 17 - I just wish I’d been able to see that then. I know it’s not about being thin, skinny or whatever, to me it’s about being comfortable in your skin, but I’ve never felt that. I’m so unhappy about the way I look now, i hate my body. People say ‘embrace your curves’, but I’m not curvy, I’m fucking lumpy and fat! Things have to change, but it’s hard when you hate yourself so much.

ugh, I honestly find this so annoying!

(Source: makeroomforlove)

burgersalad:

gestas:

Two-year-old hit-and-run victim left to die in street in China. 

woah

this legitimately made me feel sick, but not from seeing a 2 year old girl get run over multiple times, but from seeing people just walk by feet away from the kids mashed up, still moving body, and not even seem to notice the child? like this is a normal occurrence around there?

jesus christ, people even looked at her and still walked past.

(Source: changoleon)

thedailywhat:

Magic Finger of the Day: “What manner of sorcery is this?!” —Confused Kitty.

[thanks mynameisavals!]

this made me giggle :)

I wish I could dress up my cats for Halloween. Tiger as Batman and Buttons as Robin! I just wanna see them run around in capes!

daily-tumbles:

tuttlebird:

m-a-d-h-a-u-s:

cannibalism 

I think you mean canabananailism

Following this blog will be the best thing you ever do

I’m laughing hysterically!

Halloween!

I’ve finally sorted out what I’m going to be this halloween! On friday I’m going to the Alton Towers Scarefest, and I’m going as a Vampire. I’ll do some make up, fake blood, fangs and some contacts. I’m not actually dressing up in a costume, just gonna stick to a black dress, boots and long black coat (if my sister will let me borrow hers). Then in a few weeks (not technically Halloween)  I’m going to a friends party as a creepy porcelain doll which again is mainly make up, and I’ve got a polka dot dress from Camden Market which I got last year around Christmas. Can’t wait!

this made me smile so much, loving the head wiggles. Although I personally wouldn’t want my kids pulling their pants down on video!

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